I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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