But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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