Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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