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My Higher Power is John Stamos
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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