i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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