and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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