i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think we might need a safe word for this...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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