Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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