I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I believe in your delicious
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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