Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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