found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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