If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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