So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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