no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She announced her abortion via fbk
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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