dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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