You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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