I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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