I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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