Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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