I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i already hear my dad disowning me
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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