I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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