you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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