Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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