Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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