I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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