Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"