It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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