Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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