I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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