I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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