ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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