nut hugger
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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