just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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