Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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