i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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