ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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