singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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