I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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