My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
do nipples grow back?
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