her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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