She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think your dad took our porno
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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