Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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