real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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