What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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