ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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