Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
my sisters under your porch take her home
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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