I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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