god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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