How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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