i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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