SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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