And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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