is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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