he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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