Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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